The Big Lebowski Haikutomatic

A crack on the jaw
Get the fuck out of my cab
Yes that's your answer


Believe in nothing
Ha ha ha. That’s marvelous
Fuck the tournament

http://dudeism.com/haikutomatic.html

Shimon and ZOOZbeat

Kung Fu Movie Script Generator

Kung Fu Movie Script Generator

YOU DON'T KNOW MY BACKPACK!

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard someone say in their sleep?

Ern Malley

McAuley and Stewart, it turned out, had invented Ern and Ethel Malley out of thin air. They had written the whole of The Darkening Ecliptic in an afternoon, writing down the first thing that came into their heads, lifting words and phrases from the Concise Oxford Dictionary, a Collected Shakespeare and a Dictionary of Quotations: "We opened books at random, choosing a word or phrase haphazardly. We made lists of these and wove them in nonsensical sentences. We misquoted and made false allusions. We deliberately perpetrated bad verse, and selected awkward rhymes from a Ripman's Rhyming Dictionary."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ern_Malley
Ern Malley: The Darkening Ecliptic

Kiertoilmauksia

euphemismator.com
walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

The story of being homeless in The Sims 3

Luodaan kaksi koditonta Sims-hahmoa ja jatkotarina kirjoittaa käytännöllisesti katsoen itse itsensä.

Alice and Kev, tarinan alku


Samalta kirjoittajalta: parhaaksi avaruusrangeriksi salamurhaamalla kaikki ylempiarvoiset rangerit.

Space Rangers 2: Arthur Stone and the Rusty Nail

Seventh Sanctum Writing Generators

Seventh Sanctum on mukava kokoelma generaattoreita monenlaiseen kirjoittamiseen. Ja Serendipity.

Esimerkkejä generaattoreiden tarjoamista ideoista:

• Envisioner: The legend of the Golem being about a group of graphic artists.
• Quick Story Idea Generator: The theme of this story: metaphorical horror. The main character: conformist exorcist. The start of the story: failure. The end of the story: lecture.
• Quick Story Theme Generator: Setting: space opera. Theme: military urban legend story
• Romance Story Generator: This story starts in a grocery store in a village. In it, an athletic politician accidentally runs into a trader with a peculiar lack of magical talent. What starts as curiosity soon turns into a passionate affair - all thanks to a robbery. It seems a plain hero will bring them even closer together.
• Story Generator: The story is about a band of engineers. It takes place in a ghost town in a god-touched country. The critical element of the story is an engagement. An impending magical conflux plays an important role.

Random Plot Generator

Random Plot Generator ottaa satunnaisia neuvoja erilaisilta neuvokkailta hahmoilta (Evil Overlords, and Other Genre Cliches) ja kokoaa ne yhteen ideoinnin avuksi.


If I Am Ever a Starfleet Captain...
135. If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.

Guidelines for Legion of Doom Troops:
27. Before performing guard duty, familiarize yourself with the sound of a tossed pebble, and learn to avoid being distracted by it.

Nimigeneraattoreita

Etkö keksi hyviä nimiä hahmoille? Chris Pound's Name Generation Page keksii nimiä puolestasi.

Fantasiahahmojen nimiä.

Jalaal Mirza
Ulf the Snake
Derian Edricsson
Illugi Thormodsson
Besyrwan Grayson
Argoitz of the Lightning Woods

Lovecraftiaanisia olentojen nimiä.

azatlatulhu
yigguraaki
shaggai
dhoucarlach
c'thothnyog

Jack Vancen Dying Earthin loitsunimiä.

Ludor's longitudinal diagnosis
Harts's invidious purple
Igorede's doctrinal nihilism